Mike's Hard Lemonade: Lumberjack

A lumberjack is chopping wood with an axe. He looks up as somebody calls his name and accidentally cuts off his foot. His boss approaches and picks up the foot, saying 'Tough break buddy'. 'Yeah,' the unfortunate woodsman agrees, 'my wife just bought me those boots yesterday.' The boss nods sadly. 'Those are nice boots. Tell you what, let me buy you a tasty Mike's Hard Lemonade.' Smiling happily they head to the bar. A hard day calls for a hard lemonade. Make it Mike's.