Carling Black Label: Man Eats Bus

In a restaurant, a waiter says ‘A number 86, an excellent choice sir.’ In the kitchen, the chefs carve up a number 86 bus, serving it to a fat man in sections (tyre, steering wheel.) After his metallic feast, he holds a pint in one hand and a Carling Black Label can in the other. Two chefs holding chainsaws look into the restaurant, ‘I’ll bet he…’ the man bites into the can, ‘eats Carling Black Label.’ Your best bet yet.